My Worst Nightmare

Last night I had a very bad dream. I was cutting Simon Colwell's hair. He was trying to explain to me that he wanted it to look like this. So I began cutting and I was very nervous. I was texturizing it and I got a little carried away. Suddenly I realized that I was in way over my head and his haircut was going to be a disaster. When I tried to finish up with him and make it look good he started yelling at me and telling me "This looks absolutely dreadful!" and "What a god awful job you did." I'm not sure at what point I woke up. I may have started to cry and apologize then woke up. Then I lay there in bed thinking I seriously have to stop watching American Idol.