Thursday, September 04, 2008

Really?

*Inspired by Amy Poehler and Seth Myers on Weekend Update (but totally not as funny at all)

Really? You thought it was a good idea to come to my door only seven weeks after I gave birth to ask me if I'd cut your hair at home? Really? And you really thought I'd actually even give this a moments consideration given how rude you were to me the first time I met you and did your hair? Oh Really, you thought it would take only two more appointments during which you were sickeningly nice to me to make up for that first horrendous time? Really? Really? You really think that after three (THREE!!!) appointments with me that it's okay for you to show up on my doorstep telling me how no one else "understands" your hair. Really? And I'm really supposed to care about this. Huh. And you really thought your obvious disinterest in my children was going to get you any further ahead in your quest? REALLY? Wow. Really, you were surprised when I said no, telling you to WAIT UNTIL I GO BACK TO WORK from my already ridiculously short maternity leave. Really. really. Interesting.

Now get out of my house lady before my artificial niceness wears off to reveal how super pissed I am at you and I go all Bella Vampire on your @ss!

P.S. C you can you guess who this might be?

9 comments:

carrie said...

Wow. Who does that? She must have a major set of cajones.

elizasmom said...

What Carrie said. Big balls, that one. Yikes!

Mrs. Muffet said...

Holy Crap!

I am glad you gave her a big fat "NO!"

Maybe you should be "too busy" to get her in when you back work too!!!

bon said...

That's some kinda sense of entitlement this lady is carting about.

Really.

Ooof.

jen k said...

wow...
how rude...and impatient to boot...
too bad you couldn't extend your mat leave....
i can't wait for you to do my hair either, but i'll gladly wait till dec.

this single spark said...

Are her initials A.D.?!? Or B.B.?!?

I'm guessing the first...

Ahhhhh... hilarious post...

beth - total mom haircut said...

Someone really did this to you?! This blows my mind.

But dude, next time you make a random allusion to what happens in the series, you have to put a spoiler notice at the top of your post so I don't read it. Because although I read like 400 pages yesterday, I didn't quite finish, and Bella is human...but I guess not for long...

Mama D said...

Ummm... Beth it's not that it happens... it's that I think she'd be a cool, kick @ss vampire...if she ever became a vampire... which you know, she might, or might not... you never know... God I suck... But really, she might not...

Sugarmama said...

Un-frickin'-believable! How in hell did she find out where you live? Is she stalking you? She should have at least showed up with a casserole for your family to eat or something...