This Old House Part 2

My house got angry with me for complaining about it. About an hour after I posted "This old House" Part 1 my hot water tank busted and began leaking water. You may call it a coincidence, I call it creepy. So old house, I apologize for saying anything bad about you. I do love you, even with your cracked plaster, drafty doors and creaky floors. You are the best house ever. Now that I fixed your hot water tank which we'll be paying for during the next several months, please don't break anything else. Please. I won't ever complain about you on the internet or anywhere ever again.

New Tank!