Burn!

#1 I told my Mom I was getting my hair cut. Her response: Why? It actually looks really nice for a change. Wow. Yeah. Thanks. I wonder why I have a hard time taking compliments when I grew up getting that kind of praise.

#2 At the movie concession counter a young guy was waiting on me. I was being my usual friendly self and he smiled at me. Then he asked "Hey, do you have a daughter that goes to *local high school*? I reply "Um... no. My children are not in high school." He says "Oh, you really look like this girl I just met who's in Grade Nine (except you're old!)." I walk off mumbling "High School! High School!? I look old enough to have a kid in High School?"